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Alan King 11 Beautiful Quotes

Alan King 11 Beautiful Quotes
Alan King 11 Beautiful Quotese

I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor.

— Alan King

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.

— Alan King

Right when I started in show... Milton Berle was my first idol. When I was a kid, I went to see Milton at Lowe's State, and I never laughed so much, and I said, 'That's who I want to be; that's what I want to be.'

Right when I started in show... Milton Berle was my first idol. When I was a kid, I went to see Milton at Lowe's State, and I never laughed so much, and I said, 'That's who I want to be; that's what I want to be.'

— Alan King

Did you hear the one about the elderly Jew on his deathbed who sent for a priest, after declaring to his astonished relatives that 'I want to convert.' Asked why he would become a Catholic, after living all his life as a Jew, he answered: 'Better one of them should die than one of us.'

Did you hear the one about the elderly Jew on his deathbed who sent for a priest, after declaring to his astonished relatives that 'I want to convert.' Asked why he would become a Catholic, after living all his life as a Jew, he answered: 'Better one of them should die than one of us.'

— Alan King

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

— Alan King

My wife is a very attractive woman, and she's always worried about her diet. But she doesn't pay attention to me, and I don't pay attention to her. She's a vegetarian, and it drives me crazy.

My wife is a very attractive woman, and she's always worried about her diet. But she doesn't pay attention to me, and I don't pay attention to her. She's a vegetarian, and it drives me crazy.

— Alan King

When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day.

When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day.

— Alan King

That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time. When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That's what the trees are all about.

That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time. When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That's what the trees are all about.

— Alan King

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

— Alan King

Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.

Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.

— Alan King

My mother kept the house clean and we ate good. I didn't know we were poor until I started giving interviews.

My mother kept the house clean and we ate good. I didn't know we were poor until I started giving interviews.

— Alan King

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